Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Prom for Grownups


I'm going to the Oscars.


Of course it is a huge honor just to be invited yadda yadda, but WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR. Suddenly, I'm filled w neuroses. Its been a few months since The Surge, and I'm not as svelte as I was (ahem.). Do I need a facial? Do I need a full body sugar scrub? What if my skin is not GLOWIE enough. If only I could just fit into my Laura Ashley floral print hydrangea-blue strapless dress I wore to Military Ball with Phil Sheppard senior year (oh yeah Liz, you remember...) I will see if I can find that photo for your enjoyment.


Anyway, I have consulted with The Gays, and they have given me a few guidelines and pictures for inspiration:


  • I think keep the dress black and simple and inexpensive. Good fit. Comfortable.

  • Play up your cleavage.

  • Splurge on a pair of kick ass shoes - in a color. Maybe.

  • Some kick ass stockings. A color possibly.

  • A vintage or new - chunky necklace in color. Big, bold.

  • Or no necklace and some GIGANTIC drop earrings.

  • Gloves are a nice touch.

Is it too late to get a pre-Oscar boob job?



1 comment:

linda keenan said...

now how could your boobs be any better than they already are?