Friday, March 28, 2008

An Open Love Letter to Michael Bay


Dear Michael Bay.

I love you. Your asteroid movie was definitely the best one. Pearl Harbor introduced the US to Kate Beckinsale, and she seems to have done quite nicely out of it. The Rock was fun, seriously (except the bit where all the good guys get shot on Alcatraz – that was mean). ScarJo looked amazing in that white jumpsuit in The Island. I liked Transformers, even if sometimes I couldn’t tell who was a bad robot and who was a good robot. I don’t believe anything I read on the web about your management style. I think you are fierce – in the Tyra Banks, America’s Next Top Model-way.

That is all.

Love, Me

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