Friday, June 29, 2007

3 sure signs of the coming apocalypse, my age


Three of my favorite college anthems, now being used to shill totally inappropriate products:


1. "Unbelievable" by EMF, horrifically translated as "Crumbelievable" to sell Kraft's Natural Cheese Products. Kill me.


2. Oasis doing cell phone ads. They dont even call them cell phones in England.


The most depressing:


3. "Sunny Side of the Street" by the Pogues to sell grotesque oversized repulsive Cadillac Escalade SUVs (I know I know some people NEED SUVs - they are big and can carry lots of stuff! and people! and children! My objection is to the sheer tack of the Escalade). I can only hope this is some hilarious inside joke from some ad exec. I listened to this album, "Hell's Ditch", on pretty much permanent rotation my junior year in London. There's so many songs on it that captured my mood at the time, being young and in London and obscenely happy and terrified of the huge city all at the same time. While it is not my favorite Pogues album ("If I Should Fall from Grace with God"), Hell's Ditch is pretty great (hurrah Lorca's Novena and the title song!)


My only consolation is the sheer inappropriateness of the lyrics. Imagine with me the Stepford Wife in the ad singing along with Shane MacGowan, the toothless alcoholic Irishman who fronts the Pogues (when he can get out of bed or off the bar floor)...


Seen the carnival at Rome

Had the women I had the booze

All I can remember now

Is little kids without no shoes

So I saw that train

And I got on it

With a heartful of hate

And a lust for vomit

Now I'm walking on the sunnyside of the street.


Stepped over bodies in Bombay

Tried to make it to the U.S.A.

Ended up in Nepal

Up on the roof with nothing at all

And I knew that day

I was going to stay

Right where I am, on the sunnyside of the street


Been in a palace, been in a jail

I just don't want to be reborn a snail

Just want to spend eternity

Right where I am, on the sunnyside of the street


As my mother wept it was then I swore

To take my life as I would a whore

I know I'm better than before

I will not be reconstructed

Just wanna stay right here

On the sunnyside of the street.


Thursday, June 28, 2007

I watch, so you dont have to

An amazing confluence of celebrity on Sunset Boulevard yesterday. Paul McCartney playing a not-so-secret gig at the Amoeba Records across the street and a certain jailbird appearing at our humble studios for an interview. I can honestly say, I've never seen hype like this. A full-on paparazzi clusterfandango. I like what the NYT had to say about this morning: "There is a bizarre counter-effect to the Paris Hilton phenomenon: a little like the children’s taunt, 'I’m rubber, you’re glue,' the sheer absurdity of her fame ensures that anyone who denigrates it looks even more foolish." So shut up.

As for the interview...unless you have currently emerged from a cave, or were watching Lou Dobbs for 24 hours straight, you probably are aware of the content. But in the event you were considering actually watching the damn interview, dont bother.


Here's my log:

- cops to having ADD and on medication but cant really explain what it does to her
- says she has never used illegal drugs and "really isn’t that into" drinking
- her hair person is wearing a "jesus is my homeboy" tshirt in, I believe, an unironic fashion.
- Far too much talk about "pathways" and "crossroads"
- I think Larry is calling it "ADT" like the security company now.
- Oh God she’s going to read from the notebooks again.
- "I work very hard and haven’t taken any money from my family"
- Larry: "So you like to party, but its not drugs?"
- She has a new appreciation for life, is no different than anyone else, has not been treated differently.
- "I did my time"
- Larry: "Do you have any friends in rehab?" [NOTE TO LK: she is clearly not going to cop to anything more serious than ADD]
- Lord save us from these notebooks.
- She knows prison reoffending stats [I smell a Crisis Manager]
- She voted in the midterm election.


There you are. The problems of the universe are solved.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Real poh-leece


We've just finished season 3 of The Wire and are in serious withdrawal, but no worries: we have a real-life drama right outside! The George Michael Memorial Home for Disgraced Music Stars (eg. my apt) is under siege. My house is on an intersection in Hollywood near the Hollywood Bowl, so it was never going to be retirement home fodder. But some drug cartel took over the apartment bldg across the street and the friendly guys started making an almighty ruckus in the neighborhood. The ever-powerful Luis the Landlord decided to take matters in hand. Our City Council member was informed, and the police have just crawled right up our new neighbor's hindquarters. We're talking midnight busts, helicopters, and swat teams. I -heart- Luis the Landlord! My new favorite pastime is surfing the LAPD's CrimeMap website and mapping all the aggravated assault and violent robberies in my neighborhood. And the cherry on the top: the parking police are towing every car that parks outside my house. I'm very popular.

Speaking of popular...I'm on Facebook now. This blog is already so much work, I dont think I'll really get much of a chance to play with it, but hey the kidz seem to like. I always associate it with someone meeting a violent end - its the first place journalists look for pix of a random murder victim.

Speaking of neighborhood crime watch: my friend Peter writes on his real estate blog about a pretty hilarious scam. Woman buys a rundown house and waits to get permits before she moves in. She's looking for a local rental nearby, finds one that looks perfect on Craigslist...and it is HER HOUSE. Hilarity ensues. Check it out.

One more random note: John from Cincinatti is causing divisions in the Brown-McFadyen household. He likes, I think John is the Jar-Jar Binks of premium cable.


Thursday, June 21, 2007

Why I dont write about politics on my blog

Journalists dole out cash to politicians (quietly)
By Bill Dedman, Investigative reporter, MSNBC

BOSTON - A CNN reporter gave $500 to John Kerry's campaign the same month he was embedded with the U.S. Army in Iraq. An assistant managing editor at Forbes magazine not only sent $2,000 to Republicans, but also volunteers as a director of an ExxonMobil-funded group that questions global warming. A junior editor at Dow Jones Newswires gave $1,036 to the liberal group MoveOn.org and keeps a blog listing "people I don't like," starting with George Bush, Pat Robertson, the Christian Coalition, the NRA and corporate America ("these are the people who are really in charge").

Whether you sample your news feed from ABC or CBS (or, yes, even NBC and MSNBC), whether you prefer Fox News Channel or National Public Radio, The Wall Street Journal or The New Yorker, some of the journalists feeding you are also feeding cash to politicians, parties or political action committees.

MSNBC.com identified 144 journalists who made political contributions from 2004 through the start of the 2008 campaign, according to the public records of the Federal Election Commission. Most of the newsroom checkbooks leaned to the left: 125 journalists gave to Democrats and liberal causes. Only 17 gave to Republicans. Two gave to both parties.

The donors include CNN's Guy Raz, now covering the Pentagon for NPR, who gave to Kerry the same month he was embedded with U.S. troops in Iraq; New Yorker war correspondent George Packer; a producer for Bill O'Reilly at Fox; MSNBC TV host Joe Scarborough; political writers at Vanity Fair; the editor of The Wall Street Journal's weekend edition; local TV anchors in Washington, Minneapolis, Memphis and Wichita; the ethics columnist at The New York Times; and even MTV's former presidential campaign correspondent.

'If someone had murdered Hitler ...'

There's a longstanding tradition that journalists don't cheer in the press box. They have opinions, like anyone else, but they are expected to keep those opinions out of their work. Because appearing to be fair is part of being fair, most mainstream news organizations discourage marching for causes, displaying political bumper stickers or giving cash to candidates.

Traditionally, many news organizations have applied the rules to only political reporters and editors. The ethic was summed up by Abe Rosenthal, the former New York Times editor, who is reported to have said, "I don't care if you sleep with elephants as long as you don't cover the circus."

But with polls showing the public losing faith in the ability of journalists to give the news straight up, some major newspapers and TV networks are clamping down. They now prohibit all political activity - aside from voting - no matter whether the journalist covers baseball or proofreads the obituaries. The Times in 2003 banned all donations, with editors scouring the FEC records regularly to watch for in-house donors. In 2005, The Chicago Tribune made its policy absolute. CBS did the same last fall. And The Atlantic Monthly, where a senior editor gave $500 to the Democratic Party in 2004, says it is considering banning all donations. After MSNBC.com contacted Salon.com about donations by a reporter and a former executive editor, this week Salon banned donations for all its staff.

What changed? First came the conservative outcry labeling the mainstream media as carrying a liberal bias. The growth of talk radio and cable slugfests gave voice to that claim. The Iraq war fueled distrust of the press from both sides. Finally, it became easier for the blogging public to look up the donors.
As the policy at the Times puts it: "Given the ease of Internet access to public records of campaign contributors, any political giving by a Times staff member would carry a great risk of feeding a false impression that the paper is taking sides."

But news organizations don't agree on where to draw the ethical line.

Giving to candidates is allowed at Fox, Forbes, Time, The New Yorker, Reuters - and at Bloomberg News, whose editor in chief, Matthew Winkler, set the tone by giving to Al Gore in 2000. Bloomberg has nine campaign donors on the list.

Donations and other political activity are strictly forbidden at The Washington Post, ABC, CBS, CNN and NPR.
Politicking is discouraged, but there is some wiggle room, at Dow Jones, Newsweek and U.S. News & World Report.

NBC, MSNBC and MSNBC.com say they don't discourage or encourage campaign contributions, but they require employees to report any potential conflicts of interest in advance and receive permission of the senior editor. (MSNBC.com is a joint venture of NBC Universal and Microsoft; its employees are required to adhere to NBC News policies regarding political contributions.)

Many of the donating journalists cover topics far from politics: food, fashion, sports. Some touch on politics from time to time: Even a film critic has to review Gore's documentary on global warming. And some donors wield quiet influence behind the scenes, such as the wire editors at newspapers in Honolulu and Riverside, Calif., who decide which state, national and international news to publish.

The pattern of donations, with nearly nine out of 10 giving to Democratic candidates and causes, appears to confirm a leftward tilt in newsrooms - at least among the donors, who are a tiny fraction of the roughly 100,000 staffers in newsrooms across the nation.

The donors said they try to be fair in reporting and editing the news. One of the recurring themes in the responses is that it's better for journalists to be transparent about their beliefs, and that editors who insist on manufacturing an appearance of impartiality are being deceptive to a public that already knows journalists aren't without biases.
"Our writers are citizens, and they're free to do what they want to do," said New Yorker editor David Remnick, who has 10 political donors at his magazine. "If what they write is fair, and they respond to editing and counter-arguments with an open mind, that to me is the way we work."

The openness didn't extend, however, to telling the public about the donations. Apparently none of the journalists disclosed the donations to readers, viewers or listeners. Few told their bosses, either.

Several of the donating journalists said they had no regrets, whatever the ethical concerns.

"Probably there should be a rule against it," said New Yorker writer Mark Singer, who wrote the magazine's profile of Howard Dean during the 2004 campaign, then gave $250 to America Coming Together and its get-out-the-vote campaign to defeat President Bush. "But there's a rule against murder. If someone had murdered Hitler - a journalist interviewing him had murdered him - the world would be a better place. I only feel good, as a citizen, about getting rid of George Bush, who has been the most destructive president in my lifetime. I certainly don't regret it."

Conservative-leaning journalists tended to greater generosity. Ann Stewart Banker, a producer for Bill O'Reilly at Fox News Channel, gave $5,000 to Republicans. Financial columnist Liz Peek at The New York Sun gave $90,000 to the Grand Old Party.

A few journalists let their enthusiasm extend beyond the checkbook. A Fox TV reporter in Omaha, Calvert Collins, posted a photo on Facebook.com with her cozying up to a Democratic candidate for Congress. She urged her friends, "Vote for him Tuesday, Nov. 7!" She also gave him $500. She said she was just trying to build rapport with the candidates. (And what builds rapport more effectively than $500 and a strapless gown?)

'You call that a campaign contribution?'

Sometimes a donation isn't a donation, at least in the eye of the donor.

"I don't make campaign contributions," said Jean A. Briggs, who gave a total of $2,000 to the Republican Party and Republican candidates, most recently this March. "I'm the assistant managing editor of Forbes magazine."

When asked about the Republican National Committee donations, she replied, "You call that a campaign contribution? It's not putting money into anyone's campaign."
(For the record: The RNC gave $25 million to the Bush-Cheney campaign in 2004.)

A spokeswoman for Forbes said the magazine allows contributions.

Briggs also is listed as a board member of the Property and Environment Research Center, which advocates "market solutions to environmental problems." PERC has received funding from ExxonMobil and other oil companies, and tries to get the industry's views into textbooks and the media. The organization's Web site says, "She exposes fellow New York journalists to PERC ideas and also brings a journalistic perspective to PERC's board. As a board member, she seeks to help spread the word about PERC's thorough research and fresh ideas."

Americans don't trust the news or newspeople as much as they used to. The crisis of faith is traced by the surveys of the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press. More than seven in ten (72 percent) say news organizations tend to favor one side, the highest level of skepticism in the poll's 20-year history. Despite the popularity of Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann, two-thirds of those polled say they prefer to get news from sources without a particular point of view.

'My readers know my views'

George Packer is The New Yorker's man in Iraq.

The war correspondent for the magazine since 2003 and author of the acclaimed 2005 book "The Assassins' Gate: America in Iraq," Packer gave $750 to the Democratic National Committee in August 2004 and $250 to Iraq war veteran Paul Hackett, an anti-war Democrat who campaigned unsuccessfully for a seat in Congress from Ohio in 2006.
In addition to his reported pieces, Packer also writes commentary for the magazine, such as his June 11 piece ruing Bush's "shallow, unreflective character."
"My readers know my views on politics and politicians because I make no secret of them in my comments for The New Yorker and elsewhere," Packer said. "If giving money to a politician prejudiced my ability to think and write honestly, I wouldn't do it. Fortunately, it doesn't."

His colleague Judith Thurman wrote the New Yorker's sympathetic profile of Teresa Heinz Kerry , published on Sept. 27, 2004. Ten days later, the Democratic National Committee recorded Thurman's donation of $1,000. She did not return phone calls.

Their editor, Remnick, said that the magazine's writers don't do straight reporting. "Their opinions are out there," Remnick said. "There's nothing hidden." So why not disclose campaign donations to readers? "Should every newspaper reporter divulge who they vote for?"

Besides, there's the magazine's famously rigorous editing. The last bulwark against bias's slipping into The New Yorker is the copy department, whose chief editor, Ann Goldstein, gave $500 in October to MoveOn.org, which campaigns for Democrats and against President Bush. "That's just me as a private citizen," she said. As for whether donations are allowed, Goldstein said she hadn't considered it. "I've never thought of myself as working for a news organization."

Embedded in Iraq, giving to Kerry

Guy Raz does work for a news organization.

As the Jerusalem correspondent for CNN, he was embedded with U.S. troops in Iraq in June 2004, when he gave $500 to John Kerry.

He didn't supply his occupation or employer to the Kerry campaign, so his donation is listed in federal records with only his name and London address. Now he covers the Pentagon for NPR. Both CNN and NPR forbid political activity.

"I covered international news and European Union stories. I did not cover U.S. news or politics," Raz said in an e-mail to MSNBC.com. When asked how one could define U.S. news so it excludes the U.S. war in Iraq, Raz didn't reply.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

I'm a slacker


I've been basking in the glow of married life so have fallen slightly behind on my posts. Iain's parents came Stateside for our mini-marriage, which was just great. Alex doesnt travel and has never been to the States and while Daphne has travelled quite extensively, she has only been to NYC which as my Dad kept reminding them Is Not The United States. They both enjoyed it immensely, as best as I could tell. Alex had pizza FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.


Some of Alex's favorite discoveries about the US:

1. You can order eggs 5 different ways and bacon comes with nearly everything!


2. The pedestrian crosslights have countdowns, which is really helpful!

3. Home Depot and Lowe's are twice the size and half the price of DIY places at home (a reoccurring theme)!


4. The LA Freeway system is awesome (in the awe-inspiring sense of the word, not the wow this is really great all I want to do on my holiday is drive around the damn LA freeways sense of the word).


5. If you believe the signs in their front yards, almost every home in Venice has a security guard with a gun inside just waiting to blow your burglarizing head off, sucker.



I apologize for missing Atrocity Friday ™. After yesterday's events in Baghdad, the marketing committee is considering rebranding. Who's psyched for World Refugee Day tomorrow? (I am! I am!)



Thursday, June 14, 2007

That happy day


A total anticlimax and a let down. I'm talking about The Sopranos finale, of course.

I GOT MARRIED.
The short version:

We got married at Point Dume in Malibu on Saturday with my sister as officiant, our parents as witnesses, and Sophia my niece as bridesmaid/ring bearer/flower girl. The beach and the weather were perfect and - I'm not kidding here - dolphins swam by in the middle of the ceremony. We went to Saddle Peak Lodge in Malibu Canyon for dinner (we ate elk) and spent Saturday night in the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica (thanks to the lovely and most generous Peg, star of the new book "Pegchismo"). It was all even better than I expected. I want to get married every weekend now.

I have some pictures you can look at - they are a first draft of photos from some of the 6 personal cameras in attendance. Most need to be cropped and fixed and I def need to have at least 10 pounds photoshopped off of me. Still, I'm sure you can see how happy we are.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Tell your gods to ready for blood


I am a relentlessly optimistic person. I always expect to be surprised, usually pleasantly. I dont know where this comes from, but I have been really lucky to have this weird personality trait as my constant companion.


Well, my faith has been shaken.


Apparently, "John from Cincinnati" sucks. The reviews are starting to leak out, and they are uniformly awful. For those of you following along, "JfC" is the series from David Milch and was the reason that he ended "Deadwood" early. Cocksucker. AnywayI thought the series seemed confusing ("surf noir" anyone?) but now I am officially depressed. It is possible to disagree with critics from time to time, but I fear on this one, my optimism has run out...


I love this quote from Milch.



"I am an instrument of purposes that I don't fully understand. Time will tell whether I am a wing nut or a megalomaniac. The difference between a cult and faith is time. I believe that we are a single organism, and that something is at stake in this particular moment."


Clearly a wingnut.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Hey TB guy: Bite me!

I just cant get over the sheer nerve of this guy. I wonder at what point he decided that guidelines on his VERY DANGEROUS DISEASE from the Center for Disease Control were just friendly suggestions. They suggest using 2% milk instead of heavy cream, or walking up the stairs at work instead of the elevator. If you have a DRUG-RESISTANT FORM OF AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE, then you might want to take things a little more seriously. I wonder if he thought, hey, I deserve the most bitchin' honeymoon ever so I'm going to get on to that plane with 100+ other people that could HAVE TO HAVE PART OF THEIR LUNG REMOVED JUST LIKE ME. What a tosspot. Good thing the guy is a personal injury lawyer...I think he's going to need skillz.

Incidentally, Joanna: First the runaway bride, now the runaway groom...why do they always come from Atlanta?