10. To never see The Most Annoying Behavior Ever, talking on cellphones while driving, again. It will become illegal in California in July, but so is driving drunk and look how effective that law is [see: Spears, Britney; Lohan, Lindsey; etc] .
9. To never hear the initials "O" and "J" again, except within the tasty fruit drink context.
8. To purge my busy brain of all Paris Hilton knowledge.
7. To not worry and learn to love earthquakes, fires, landslides, missing families/skiiers/climbers/blond chicks, and killer tigers.
6. For a freak constitutional amendment moving the election date up to Jan 2, 2008 so I dont have to spend the next 11 months listening to hot air.
5. 3 parter: To only pay for the cable channels I want instead of countless kids and Cantonese channels that I never watch but still get stuck paying for; for FX and CW to get with the program and put out an HD channel so I can watch "Crowned, the Mother of all Pageants" in all its warty glory; and for "The Wire" to go on forever and ever, amen.
4. Another 3 parter: For scientists to discover that Mexican food is actually its own valuable food group slightly more healthy than broccoli; For the elliptical machine to become "fun", and for Alli to be upgraded and become the weight loss dream drug without the "loose stools" and "greasy discharge". Yep. That's right. Wipe out the greasy discharge.
3. For the housing market in LA to continue to sink like Rosie O'Donnell in the pool.
2. To read more fun interesting things rather than more news stories about the horrible ways humans treat each other.
1. Peace!
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