Bitter and Twisted is Back!

Since you asked, yes I do miss London.

Oh there is SO much to not miss (weather, traffic, expense, shit randomly blowing up) but there is NOTHING like London in the summer. Sonia's dry spell has ended, and she is back in Relationshipland which heralds the return of BITTER AND TWISTED SONIA. BandT is a truly beautiful thing to behold.

Knowing I was slightly adoptedhomesick, she was torturing me with tales of summer frolics in London. She reports a new art exhibit at the Hayward Gallery by Antony Gormley featuring human figures placed in the area around the Gallery on the South Bank. Our intrepid correspondent also reports that the South Bank revitalization project is proceding apace ("Now featuring 25% less homeless!!") and there are some lovely bars and restaurants to populate the newly cleansed space. She and the Source of her Deep Bitterness (pictured above) were having lovely beverages outside the Hayward watching passerby reactions to the Gormley installation. No one, I mean no one, can resist a statue with a penis. Anyway, I do miss London but the only thing that saves me is the fact that Bitter and Twisted Sonia is wearing a coat and The Source is wearing a sweater IN JULY. Ha. Ha. Ha.