Monday, February 26, 2007

Stunning Victory for Meanboy

Meanboy swept to victory in the Oscar pool after his psychic channeling of winners in all the major categories. A sixth-sense is the only explanation for correctly guessing Alan Arkin (curse on Norbit!). I came in a very respectable second place.

Favorite dress: Gwyneth Paltrow. Runner-up: Rachel Weiss. Cate Blanchett and Rinko Kinkuchi also looked amazing.
Least Fave: J Lo (pregnant? if not, yuck). Celine Dion: that color was yuck.
Holy silver foxettes! How amazing did Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep and Diane Keaton look?! And only limited botox among them.
Cameron Diaz needs to be blond again.

From elmo gets it

I watched Elmo get lynched this weekend. Apparently, they do not make pinatas to be beat to hell anymore (too violent?). You just tug on ribbons streaming from Elmo's butt, and he shits out candy and plastic toy guns. Kids like it I guess. Campbell Viles was a bit overwhelmed by all the attention, but not permanently scarred at the ritual torture and murder of his beloved Muppet.

From elmo gets it
From elmo gets it

2 comments:

Pete Viles said...

Rachel -- thanks for coming and posting these. For the record, Campbell Duke is not traumatized in the slightest by the Elmo pinata. In fact, it now lives on in his bedroom, handing from the ceiling, where it joins his oversized Elmo doll, his regular-sized Elmo doll, and his matching set of furry Elmo bedroom slippers.

peginla said...

"stunning"?! grrrrl, pleeeeeeeeeeze. scraped by the nick of his teeth, more like.

; P

i STILL love me some cate. and kate. and helen. and helen. and helen. did i mention "helen"?