Today I'd like to talk about a sensitive issue

If you experience an erection lasting longer than 12 hours, contact your doctor.

INDEED

The erectile dysfunction (or "E-D" - and when did that become an acronym that everyone recognizes?) ads that are EVERYWHERE now make me laugh every damn time. I mean, not at the condition (I'm sure its very serious blah de blah) but the hilarious caution list that inevitably follows. Besides the marathon erection warning, my other favorite is the warning against standing because of rapid blood loss from the head (to Mr. Cha-Cha, I expect).