Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I could totally see Laura doing this




Rasputin is soon to make his entrance to our troubled, conflicted world as Laura will give birth October 15th. Hurrah. Hopefully she will not do this:



Shop thief in lactation attack
Friday, September 21, 2007

A would-be shoplifter squirted her breast milk at a store detective when he tried to stop her stealing goods. The woman exposed her breasts and fired away after being confronted at a Co-op store.
The attack in Leicester is thought to be the latest in a trend in which thieves try to get their DNA on security officers so they can accuse them of sexual attacks if caught.
Graham Collins, of security company Citywatch, said: 'It started off with people picking their noses until they bleed and then accusing staff of assault.'

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